OMG!!!! I am a Raptorholic!!!!! Can I copy them and send them to some of my friends??
I have one for you...A Sharp Shinned Hawk poops on your head and shoulder and you say "OMG Hawk poop!!!! Then you brag to your friends, take pictures and "almost" hate to wash it off. Now how sick is that? 
Does that make me a Raptoholic? 
The human spirit needs places where nature has not been rearranged by the hand of man. ~Author Unknown
