wings2c:
OMG!!!! I am a Raptorholic!!!!! Can I copy them and send them to some of my friends??
I have one for you...A Sharp Shinned Hawk poops on your head and shoulder and you say "OMG Hawk poop!!!! Then you brag to your friends, take pictures and "almost" hate to wash it off. Now how sick is that? 
Does that make me a Raptoholic? 
Uh, Wings, yes, I think you are perhaps a raptorholic!! :)